2021 NFL Draft

The Onion: Somebody's Got to Save This Country by Michele Bachmann Reviewed by DIBA on 9:45 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Jesus Declares Tim Tebow Not Ready to Be an NFL Starter Reviewed by DIBA on 7:55 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Barack Obama Proposes Tax Increase on Meanest 2% of Population Reviewed by DIBA on 9:31 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Bristol Palin Interview Accidentally Reveals Mother's 15 Abortions Reviewed by DIBA on 7:44 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition Reviewed by DIBA on 9:08 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone How Screwed the Economy Is Reviewed by DIBA on 7:33 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Al Qaeda Says US Mass Transit Must Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks Reviewed by DIBA on 11:27 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: God Urges Rick Perry Not to Run for President Reviewed by DIBA on 8:38 PM Rating: 5

The Onion: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Economy Should Be Ruined Reviewed by DIBA on 8:12 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: US Quietly Slips Out of Afghanistan in Dead of Night Reviewed by DIBA on 1:45 PM Rating: 5

The Onion: Joe Biden Introduces Trio of Sexy Bodyguards Reviewed by DIBA on 7:29 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: China Agrees to Erase US Debt if Americans Dress Up in Funny Costumes and Dance for Them Reviewed by DIBA on 9:22 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Miracle Baby Born With Job Reviewed by DIBA on 9:17 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Justin Bieber Actually 51 Year Old Pedophile Reviewed by DIBA on 7:30 AM Rating: 5

Nation's Unemployed Launch Investment Bank Reviewed by DIBA on 8:00 AM Rating: 5

NCAA: Athletes Will Be Paid NCAA Buckz Reviewed by DIBA on 8:00 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Texas Vows to Reclaim Title of Most Regressive State from Arizona Reviewed by DIBA on 7:56 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: Darfur, Iowa Also in Pretty Bad Shape Reviewed by DIBA on 7:12 AM Rating: 5

New York Becomes Latest State to Legalize Interleague Baseball Reviewed by DIBA on 11:32 AM Rating: 5

The Onion: South Postpones Rising Again Another Year Reviewed by DIBA on 8:03 AM Rating: 5